Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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I need you to use more vowels.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
