found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
i think i just lost a toe
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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