And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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