Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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