if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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