butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
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