TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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