that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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