yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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