Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Randomize
