that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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