i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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