I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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