its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
All I want is dick and wine.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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