We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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