I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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