I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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