just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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