How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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