he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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