That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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