We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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