yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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