And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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