Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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