Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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