I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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