She's JV to your varsity
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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