Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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