I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
There r osticjed everywhere
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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