I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Its about making memories worth repressing
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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