Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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