Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
