Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
