That's intense
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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