We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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