Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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