I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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