This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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