no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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