I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
