somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I love how my cats smell like pot.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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