Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
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