Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
