i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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