honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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