I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she smelled like a LAN party
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
They are going to name an STD after you.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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