Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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