nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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