Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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