He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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